Is It a worm? just for fun

Me, seeing crawly thing on the floor in the morning, that has cats’ interest…. Ick!! What is it?
Me, texting picture of crawly thing to husband at work. Text:
“Is it a snake or a worm?
Husband: “It’s a worm. It rained, so they come out of the ground. Just sweep it up and put it outside.”
Me: “No way!”
Later that day…
Me, in bed: “I didn’t see the worm when I came home from work. Do you think it’s in bed with us?”
Husband: “No, they like the ground.”
Me: “Did you ever think you would have a conversation like this in your whole life?”
Enjoy your day!